Mio

Mio is a beautiful, most likely Swedish, boy. Featured by the most precious of eyes and gorgeous ginger- coloured hair. He is a bit goofy and jokes a lot, but be aware: his pranks can turn into life threatening wars if you are sensitive loser! Over all, Mio got everything you need and you will never feel alone in his company. Matches you perfectly if you’re a girl, who loves mötley crüe and your name starts with a ‘T’.

Person 1: “Who is that cutie?”
Person 2: “He is not single, but his name is Mio.”

by Tinkerbell1337 September 13, 2021

mio

the best person to ever live

1: omg is that mio!!

2: the owner of toru????!?!?!
3: the one and only mio!!

by shoyonets October 8, 2021

Mio Shot

Mio Shot (or Mio Shots) is the act of putting a generous amount of Mio Energy squirt bottles into a shot of vodka.

Chad: Yo bro! Let's see who can take the most Mio Shots before we pass out!

Brad: Mio shots? I heard that completely removes the vodka taste, is that true!?

Chad: Yeah bro, it's crazy!!

by bCashMoney January 23, 2023

Beat a Funti or Mio Day

in this day you can fight with funti and kill him :DDD

Beat a Funti or Mio Day is After 1957, the U.S. birth rate (per 1,000 population) declined for eleven consecutive years - the longest Funti Kill bust on record.

by Darkydaboi November 15, 2021

serena è l'amore mio

Serena è una persona fantastica, un'ottima amica, ma è anche molto insicura, ha tante ansie, non si ama ma dovrebbe farlo.

ti voglio bene vita❤️💊🍃 ~Amy

Serena è l'amore mio, tutta la mia vita

by idk123321 November 24, 2021

qxzwevcrtnbyu,mio/.p

When you are so bored you type from the top area of your keyboard to the bottom of the keyboard in a X pattern, fully omitting the home row.

you: god i wonder if qxzwevcrtnbyu,mio/.p was ever types
you: oh, someone has

by johnnylemon July 13, 2023

Mio-ing

1) When you blurt things out that make no sense without thinking about it. Basically a half-baked thought that decided it wanted to come out before it was done.

2) To vomit words uncontrollably as if speaking to an audience when unprepared.

3)When you start losing an argument so bad, you just start saying "Fuck you if you think I'm stupid.".

4) To get so angry during an argument that one loses track of their own standpoint, disregards the opponent's standpoint, and begins spouting unrelated nonsense

Man 1: Yo ma, I really gotta brush my teeth.
Man 2: Hey did you know that a man in India decided to brush his teeth.
Man 1: What do you mean-
Man 2: And even though I said "No way man." He just stopped and looked around.
Man 1: Dude, you're mio-ing right now.
Man 2: I can't even pee upright.

by Cyrus9201 July 15, 2014