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minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.
Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."
by SarahADowney March 29, 2021
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minimum slave

Someone who works for minimum wage in a country where minimum wage is not enough to live on without extra state support or benefits.
Since the postindustrial decline in the rust belt the service industry has been built by the tool of minimum slaves.
by Ellis disease May 16, 2020
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Blair Minimum

Is the act of getting snotty with co workers when they refuse to do your job so you can stand around and talk about conspiracy theories
Hey man have a good shift. We should catch up over a beer later.
For sure! I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum tonight
by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023
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Minimum wage

Minimum wage is the group of people that u claim friends and fuck with hard.

Example:only minimum wage 😒
David:Hy are we friends

Morgan:yea your in my minimum wage
by Triphy or triphyness October 21, 2019
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a) gainful employment alternative to 3 things -selling drugs, working in a silly deadffice job and working in a factory

b) doing whatever it takes to pay your rent and bills that doesn't involve selling drugs
Either become a social science major and start flipping burgers at minimum wage def a) or go study a stem subject. You can also go flipping burgers at minimum wage and open a pastry shop or something 🤔
by Sexydimma October 20, 2025
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