The Dick Meter

A measurement tool to express how much something sucks.

Wow! On the dick meter that test sucked all the way to the balls.

Damn Son!! That other team took the shaft on the dick meter. They only lost by 7, but hey, a loss is a loss.

by Chuck Gallagher January 13, 2008

van meter

The school who cheats in every Iowa highschool sport.

Guy #1 - “Wow bro Van Meter beat Madrid by 50”
Guy #2 - “Yeah they probably cheated, those waukee rejects”

by YourMom524 December 19, 2018

Star Meter

How cool someone is. Taken from IMDB.

My boy Rob hooked up with some fat chick. His star meter is way down.

by Freezee C August 31, 2007

meter maid

Person who is permanently mentally under-qualified to get a real police job. Prefer to strike from afar, and tend to stalk their prey.

"How the h3ll did he get me again...the next day.
Whoa, did you see that? That bush just moved. Holy Shtt, That meter maid low-life good-for-nothing is watching me!!!"

by Astr01 March 12, 2010

P.K.E. meter

P.K.E. Meter or P.K. meter is a Prop. used in every Ghostbusters Movies , series ans comics .

Basically the P.K.E. meters are used to detect ghost by pointing to their general directions or to calculate the intensity of paranormal activity like slime presence .

P.K.E. stands for Para Kinesis Energy or Para Kinetic Energy .

the p.k.e meter is upstaged by the more powerfull Giga-meter seen in Ghostbusters II .

According to the P.K.E. meter there is a class 3 full thorso apparition .

by P.A. 037 February 6, 2010

Bullshit Meter

It tells how much bullshit is in a certain place. gamefreak202020 normally uses it, and got banned from IGN for 3 days for using it. ALL HAIL THE GAMEFREAK EMPIRE!!111!!

The Bullshit Meter is now at 10

by gamefreak202020 March 23, 2005

Comparo-meter

Noun

Someone who has a habit or tendency to compare people or things.

She seems a comparo-meter to me as she always compares you with her past boyfriends.

by Zami Karzai August 10, 2018