andrew mello

Fucking Savage, Dude!

That Andrew Mello is a fucking savage, dude!

by Andmel70 February 10, 2018

Sus._.Mello.on.Tiktok

A Tiktok content creator with a dead account, who mainly posts; shitposts, fnf or fortnite.

“Yo look its Sus._.Mello.on.TikTok!” Alrr

by Sus._.Mello April 16, 2022

Landen Mello

A Landen Mello is the most annoying, blood sucking mosquito type of person. He is gay, and doesn't know when to stop or when to leave people alone. This type of person gets absolutely NO bitches.

That kid over there is being such a Landen Mello.

by Senhormonke May 20, 2022

Landen Mello

Biggest dick known to man and very sexy

“ look it’s landen mello im gonna goon”

by John0234 April 18, 2024

Mellow Vibes Man

A saying meaning that someone or something is calm, smooth and free from bullshit man..
Wants to be at peace and pass the peace on man..✌️

🔥 Mellow Vibes Man🔥

✌ I was pissed off before toking that joint..now I'm alright..MELLOW VIBES MAN
✌ Man I'm freaking out

Just breathe in and out

Ok

How do you feel now

I'm calm MELLOW VIBES MAN

by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2019

mellow feet

When two people of any gender have some fun with there feet but afterwards ur suddenly mellow

"My 95 year old dads grandmothers pet cow caught me mellow feeting with my friends - so said moooooove outta the way so I can have some

by Dom and Cole March 18, 2017

Tissue-mellons

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

by The Malteser. October 2, 2016