meet the person

Meeting the person

Taking a sh*t without people around you knowing:

I need to meet the person.

by Sophorsven September 14, 2021

Meet Ready

A term used by a bunch of teenage incels that were too unathletic to compete in regular team activities such as soccer, basketball, or football and so they attempt to make up for their shortcomings and disappointment to their parents and peers by posting the caption "meet ready" on their story typically followed by random thirst trap type emojis. This very unappealing and unattractive behavior is most often exhibited by mediocre swimmers, cross country, as well as track and field "athletes" in a last-ditch effort to proclaim that they want people to care for them and their petty "sport" as they are extremely deprived of the regular attention actual athletes at their shitty watered down highschool receive. Although this term may come off as a joke or ironic, it is sadly not ironic and is the only way these so-called "sports" and their self-proclaimed athletes receive attention.

Typically while arriving at their venue to "compete" you will notice a team selfie on their snap story exclaiming "Hey look at me I'm an athlete and play sports too!" also known as the term "Meet Ready"

On their snap story it will read: "Meet Ready" or "#Meetready"

by Seenor Jane January 17, 2022

Meet me in Weehawken

Phrase referring to the name of an undisclosed place where people meet to exchange dirty money.

If your work is finished meet me in Weehawken to go over the details.

by Stu Salsbury February 5, 2009

Meet n Yeet

To show up to class long enough to be counted as present then making a dash for the door.

Sara: I don’t wanna go to class today.
Carson: then just pull a meet n yeet like I did!

by Pettybrenda September 11, 2018

meet your maker

People using this expression are referring to God. It refers to the Christian belief that when we die, we are called to account for our lives before God. So if I say I'm "ready to meet my maker", I mean that I am ready to give God an accounting of my life; I am ready die.

Are you ready to meet your maker?

by imspringer November 5, 2013

Meet me in the parking lot

It's the equivalent of saying "Fight me." or "Meet me in the bathroom."

"Deadpool is pansexual and anyone who says otherwise can meet me in the parking lot."

by A Mystery, motherfucker. July 6, 2018

meet me outdoors, sound good?

You don't wanna be mainstrain with the cash me ousside howbah dah phrase, so here's another one! This ones easier to say, and it sounds good.

someone picking a fight? just say meet me outdoors, sound good? And bam you win.

by madisonlovessummer.ilyallaya February 14, 2017