sour meat curtain

Flaps of crusty, pungent skin that dangle from a foul baby hole.

Thomas: Did you have sex with that beast that you brought home last night?
Tim: Yes, her sour meat curtain wrapped my penis like a warm flap-jack on sunday!

by Thomas hagins, Chris Crisler, Chip Cross April 12, 2008

meat curtians

Pussy lips that look like steak-ums. But taste like tuna. May be pink (raw), or brown (cooked), based upon nationality.

Did you see the meat curtains on that cum dumpster-in a strong cross wind, she could get some serious uplift.

by Ogar October 1, 2003

Cheesy meat curtain

A heavily used vagina, that looks similar to sliced beef with cheese on it. The cheese is represented by mung, pussy residue, or cock spatter.

She should take a shower to clean off that Cheesy meat curtain.

by Bon Figlioli June 4, 2007

meat curtain

Part of the vagina that resembles the Hanger Steak which is a thick strip of meat from the underside of the beef cow.

i'm not sure what tasted better tonight, the meat curtains or the hanger steaks.

by melvin2255 July 14, 2009

meat curtain

that special little opening between a woman's legs, also known as the vagina

"so did you hook up with that girl last night?"
"well, i didnt fuck her, but she let me play with her meat curtain"

by bob texas state August 2, 2004

meat curtain

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.

1.My girl’s meat curtain can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s meat curtain around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat curtain stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

by smartyass March 24, 2010

roasting meat curtain

Just like a normal meat curtain, but hotter;
A loose vagina on a fat woman.

When I saw her roasting meat curtain I almost puked.

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007