Maynard James Keenan

Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.

Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"

Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"

Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"

Non-Tool fan: "Figures."

by neezyplease December 17, 2004

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Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.

"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."

by Brookwood April 01, 2008

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anna maynard

anna maynard is a real queen, she’s stunning, so talented and is loved by thousands, she can brighten up anyone’s day just by smiling and of course is the superior maynard sibling!

“i just love anna maynard so much! she’s the best!”

by maynardsdahlia July 21, 2019

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maynard bassett

an extremely peng girl who a lot of boys beg it off

boy 1: Yo, do you see that fit girl over there?
boy2:jheez man, she's a maynard bassett

by CaRleE December 09, 2016

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Burnt Out Maynard

Describes a person, usually possessing a goatee, sun glasses, beret and black and white striped shirt who calls everyone daddy-o or man. Resembles and acts like Maynard G Krebbs of Dobie Gillis fame. Can also be described as a douche bag in many circles. One who doesn't need drugs to act like an asshole. Thinks poetry can cure all the ills of the work world.

That Otto. He's such a fucked up douche bag. He thinks people actually like his dumbass poetry. What a burnt out maynard. Mr. Gillis would kick his ass if he had the chance!

by cofgpjm March 26, 2009

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