The guy in your office who fantasizes that he is
Tom Cruise in Top Gun. Having already watched the movie 500+ times, he continues to watch it daily using Netflix on his Iphone, while pretending that he is hard at work on his next project. He will vehemently deny his obsession with fighter pilots and flight suits, but wears mirrored "pilot" sunglasses, claiming that they are still in fashion. He constantly hums the tune to "Danger
Zone" by Kenny Loggins, but
deep in his heart, knows he will never fly.
Employee #1: "Hey, is the new guy Scott a fighter pilot? Why is he wearing that flight suit in
the office?"
Employee #2: "No way. He's
never even been on a plane. He's just a Maverick."