bhandari margarita

An alcoholic beverage originating in Brooklyn, New York. It contains lime and pineapple juices with Absolut Vanilla vodka, triple sec and a splash of Jack Daniels.
Customer: Hey, can I get a Lime Martini?
Bartender: I'm sorry we only have Bhandari Margaritas.
by CoCoCocoa May 13, 2008
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Miami Margarita

When you line the rim of your butt-hole with iodized and/or pink himalayan salt to be licked off by any and all participating parties.
"I went in the bathroom and saw she had the baby wipes out, and I knew after that the Miami Margarita was an affirmative."
by ResoluteRadio September 1, 2017
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Margarita Shower

after your boss gives you a hard time at work and your spouse gives you a hard time when you get home you just want to take a shower and drink a margarita.
Mark: I have had a rough day at work and now my wife is mad at me. I need to take a margarita shower and relax.
by threefingers June 25, 2021
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Modesto Margarita

Shoot semen into a meth rimmed shot glass garnish with a lime and bottoms up!
Me: Dude some random at the bar last night wanted me to go back to her place and whip her up some Modesto Margarita's

Freind: so did you?

Me: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Freind: Nice!
by Skullz51 June 26, 2019
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Bongwater Margarita

A Bongwater Margarita is when you pull so hard that water covers the rim (mouth piece) of the bong, similar to salt on the rim of a Margarita.
Ty: damn this is like a Bongwater Margarita...
Riley: did you get it all over the rim?
Ty: yeah and it was nasty as fuck
by birthdayriley May 10, 2014
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Margarita Shower

When you have had a stressful week at work and you come home and your spouse is mad at you so you just want to get away and relax by having a margarita drink in the shower.
My boss was demanding and my wife mad at me when I got home. I took a margarita shower to relax.
by threefingers June 25, 2021
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Bad Margarita

A variation on eating ass. One person places salt on their exposed asshole (known as salting the rim). The other chows down.
Woah man, you ate her ass with salt? That’s a Bad Margarita.
by Dong Zolidis May 27, 2020
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