High Maintenance

A gluttonous queen, narcissistic and mean.

She's so high maintenance, I can't stand being around her anymore.

by wildfirerose October 7, 2008

high maintenance

Often a divorced woman with a fake tan, big processed hair (usually blonde) and lots of bling. Very insecure about her looks and requires constant reassurance of her physical beauty. Spends lots of time and money on clothes, shoes, accessories, hair, makeup and beauty treatments. Needs expensive homes, cars, clothes and vacations. Never pays for anything when in the presence of men.

Her trips to the manacurist every other week proved she was high maintenance.

by JohnstonGuy August 11, 2004

chick maintenance

keeping regular contact with your girlfriend, or someone you want to bang

sorry babe, i didn't call you every day while i was working out of town - i need to do a better job on the chick maintenance

bud, u never got to bang that girl cuz u didn't practice proper chick maintenance

by nursemama June 7, 2011

high maintenance

a girl who expects a lot.

most Sarahs are high maintenance

by Sarah June 27, 2004

high maintenance

madison: some girl that is very attention seeking, and always wanting you to tell her she is beautiful.

George has a high maintenance friennd.

by WAYNEMANN April 19, 2006

high maintenance

<i>adv.</i> One who takes pleasure in the finer things of life. Typically a person who believes that the price of an item is an indicator of quality. Stereotpyes: takes forever (two hours plus) to get ready for a picnic, knows the Chanel cosmetics counter manager on a first name basis, only gets their hair done by stylists who charge over $100/hour.

Commonly confused with: Drama queen, bitch, label whore, stuck up, ex-girlfriend.

Alicia, put down the hundred dollar orbital eye cream and get in the car. I ain't waitin' on yo high maintenance ass for another hour.

by I can spell! December 7, 2006

Preventative Maintenance

A system by where an item is taken out of service to prevent it from breaking down due to overuse. It is questionable as to whether work is actually being done or not.

You know, preventative maintenance. By turning the escalator off, people are prevented from using it so maintenance will never have to be done.

by Flashwheat July 1, 2010