Lunkard

N. a snobby douchebag with characteristics of a lunk

that fatass lunkard is really pissing me off

by The Creator of All Things Good July 1, 2009

lunks

Why the fuck did you look this up??? You had every chance to look something up on here, and you decided to look up "lunks."

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by VoidCrypt January 28, 2021

lunker

Originally meant to describe the biggest fish in a given body of water, also refers to a larger than average sized penis.

Hey baby, I would love to take you home and shove my lunker in your mouth.

by Kingcockpit January 13, 2009

Salty Lunker

Slang for large heavy penis.

Man, my back hurts from carring this Salty Lunker around everywhere

by tsukisan December 17, 2012

leave a lunker in the fish bowl

To take a big crap and not flush the toilet.

Don't invite E. pettit over, he often will leave a lunker in the fish bowl!

by kolman March 20, 2008

lunking

clumsy, making lots of noise when they move.

Zahra, you move like a lunking rhino!

by Shahny August 21, 2006

Lunky

When someone is too fat to be lanky. It sounds a bit like hunky so tall fat people don't mind being called lunky.

"Matt is so lunky."

by Spannerr. October 2, 2009