Luke is the leader of the group. He can and will snap your spine in half if you do stupid shit. But he is a good guy and gets you free pizza on Tuesday.
Me: *does something*
Luke: Stop
Me: *continues*
Luke: Snaps spine in half
Me: Ok I will stop
Luke: Have pizza
Luke: Stop
Me: *continues*
Luke: Snaps spine in half
Me: Ok I will stop
Luke: Have pizza
by Revo6842 August 27, 2019
Luke is short almost as short as his 12 year old 5’ 1” sister. He has lots of humor and is always cracking a “that’s what she said”. He is very athletic. He really likes soccer. He’s a wrestler and does cross country. He’s handsome but has a lot of acne. You can throw him into any situation and he will always come out on top. He likes to make friends. He also likes to travel. He’s always fishing or playing pubg. He’s very mature. Luke is just a great person overall.
by coincidence, I think not August 08, 2020
A total sweetheart of a guy, who makes his friends feel loved...most of the time. Overall one of the best guy friends a girl could ask for. Also occasionally very tall.
"Hey, who's that guy you're always texting?"
'His name is Luke, he's my best friend'
"With a name like that, I can see why"
'His name is Luke, he's my best friend'
"With a name like that, I can see why"
by ShortOne May 06, 2013
Luke is a very sexy mother fucker with a huge dick will make you more wet then The little mermaid and will test you like a princess
by papadadlol420 May 29, 2018
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by Bill Tuten March 10, 2008