loan shark

Capital one Bank (credit Cards)

My monthly credit card payment was one day late and they charged me £20 wich took me 1 penny over my limit meaning they charged me an extra £20. Total was £40 because they said that paying via debit card meant that although my money had come out of my bank, they would not receive it for 3 days.

by HeeBee Gee Bee July 22, 2004

loan shark

Someone that lends people money in emergencies, but with an extemely high interest rate, such as 100% or 200% of the original loan.

"Hey, man. You goin' to tha movies with me tonight?"
"Can't afford it, bro. I'm gonna be paying this loan shark back 'til the day I die."

by mciml2 July 16, 2004

Loan Shark

Someone who commits the crime of usury; loans you money and charges extremely (and illegally)high interest on said loan.

James borrowed $100,000 from the loan shark and now he wants $170,000 back.

by James Van Bronsan July 22, 2004

Loan Sniper

When your wife owes you money, so you shoot your load in her eye.

AKA. When a wife gets added to credit and kills your deal due to excessive shopping.

Steve came home early and saw three Coach purses and 15 pairs of shoes, he then proceeded to give her the loan sniper.

by NWFHA August 6, 2009

loan shark

A lone shark is a person who will make you a lone but charge you a high amount on intrest, and if you cant pay then you better run. A lone shark is often a banker.

Man 1: I cant pay up on that loan you gave me.
Lone Shark: Boys, send him on a long walk off a short dock, wearing a pair of concreat slippers.

by Trusso July 22, 2004

loan shark

A group who loans out large sums of money with a huge amount of interest slapped on it; usually run by a mafia faction. If and when the recipient doesn't pay up, they proceed to kill or maim him/his family.

The loan shark cut my balls off.

by Rubee July 18, 2004

loan shark

Borrowing money to be paid back in broken body parts.

Harry the Hook broke my arm cause I didn't have his $5000

by The Truthteller July 17, 2004