logical bullshit

When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.

Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!

Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.

If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a

contradiction.

So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.

by Jekr June 12, 2019

LogicalThinkerwhatever

not funny, we get it you looked up a list of genders. please find another joke jfc.

LogicalThinkerwhatever isnt funny.

by peepeebpoopoib June 4, 2020

logical fucktard

Having intelligence, yet acting like a Fucktard on purpose for show or to hide a fact. Can sometimes be done in sarcasm

Politics are filled with logical fucktards

He/she knows better, hes just being a logical fucktard, because he doesnt want to be liable for his actions

by Cypher_Xero December 8, 2020

Logicality

dunno I just made up the word lol

Logicality :)

by ejendjenejen March 18, 2021

Logicable

Logicable: term used to express the possibility of a noun or event being logical

It is completely logicable to presume the air filter was changed because we have no trouble breathing.

by PoochSammerson April 20, 2021

Logical Extraphysicalism

Logical Extraphysicalism, also Empirical Extraphysicalism, Rational Extraphysicalism or (sometimes) neoextraphysicalism, is an extraphysicalist philosophy and view that holds that the only way to know about reality and existence is by extraphysics such as the reality and existence as a whole are essentially extraphysical. Logical extraphysicalism also seeks on the empirical and logical studies about extraphysics, using of epistemological pluralism for do so, and believes that we will only be able to understand about extraphysics and its properties through epistemological pluralism advocating the using and testing of several methods and technologies until discover extraphysics and develop an evidence based extraphysics and even an evidence based extraphysicalism, evidence based spirituality and so on. Logical Extraphysicalism also advocates that natural sciences cannot determine, prove or disprove extraphysical things, extraphysical properties and extraphysics itself, being necessary the use of epistemological pluralism in order to determine, prove or disprove extraphysical things, extraphysical properties and extraphysics itself.

"Logical Extraphysicalism will be really useful in the future when extraphysicalism become hegemonic among spiritual and esoteric people, but there's a long path until it and more concepts might be developed until reaching so."

by Full Monteirism May 10, 2021

Logical Smackdown

Seeing a concise yet brutal correction of stupidity using only the facts.

Michael: "Woah, this person on the internet said that vaccinations cause Autism. Time to give them a logical smackdown."

by michaelpbitcoin June 15, 2021