barefoot lawyer

A self taught person who has to file court motions without the assistance of a certified attorney.
I couldn't afford to hire an attorney when my ex husband took me to court to reduce his child support, so I was my own barefoot lawyer.
by YoureWelcome___ June 16, 2016
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lawyer up

To plead the Fifth Amendment; to refuse to answer questions.
Officer Jackass: So whad'he tell ya?
Officer Douchebag: Nothin. The cocksucker just lawyered up.
by d June 03, 2004
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The Goatse.cx Lawyer

The guy who informs us if we need a warning.
The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So... if you are under the age of 18 or find this photograph offensive, please don't look at it. Thank you!
by Dot See Ex October 24, 2004
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twitter lawyer

a 14-year-old who is against cops in any situation and claims they are a lawyer or there parent is a lawyer usually has at least 2 emojis and BLM in their username and has there location as she/her
Twitter lawyer can be defined by this transcribed I found on the #BLM the context is shooting jay retweeted a cop tasing someone

☆⍣shootingjay✊🏿(BLM)
the cops can't do that my mother is a lawyer and I asked her she said they can't do that
by whllpers October 20, 2020
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jew lawyer

A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.
Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart
by Jim June 17, 2006
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sea lawyer

An old navy term, when at sea a sailor is a law expert, but in reality, they know nothing. Your friends might be like this.
Trying to convince me that it was ok to kill that guy because he hit on my girlfriend proved he was quite the sea lawyer.
by ezweave May 16, 2006
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lawyer's poker

Any type of poker game consisting of all lawyer players. This usually ends up in excessive bluffing and booze consumption. Used car dealers are also allowed to enter this type of game.
We got bombed playing lawyer's poker and were all hungover in court the next day, including the judge.
by teabag March 01, 2007
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