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Joey Lawrence is an American actor and former a teen idol, who has starred in various television series and also acted in some feature films. He was in commercials as a child and made an appearance on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson that in essence launched his series acting career. He went on to star in the series Gimme a Break!, Blossom, Brotherly Love, Run of the House and Half & Half. It has been announced that Joey is to be featured on the 2006 series of the American version of Dancing with the Stars.

He is perhaps best known for his catchphrase (or catchword), "Woah!" used frequently during Blossom. It is a matter of some scholarly debate whether Joey's version of "Woah!" or that of Keanu Reeves is more emblematic of 1990s pop culture.

Joey, born Joseph Lawrence Mignogna Jr. in 1976, is of Italian descent. Professionally, he also goes by the name Joe or Joseph, in a Rick Shroederian-attempt at career resuscitation and legitimacy. He attended the University of Southern California. He has two brothers, Matthew and Andrew, also actors. Joey's parents changed the family name to Lawrence, thus Matthew and Andrew were born with the last name Lawrence. Joey has dated Jennifer Love Hewitt. He has married twice, divorcing his first wife in 2004, and marrying again in 2005 at Disney World, where he met his current wife as teenagers.

Physically, Joey is best known for his hair styles, first the mop top he wore as a child and later the long, wavy hair style he had during the Blossom years. His head was shorn of long hair during the filming of the series Brotherly Love. Joey was also known for the tight, ragged jeans and tight, form-fitting shirts he wore on the series Blossom. A fitness buff and self-proclaimed "metrosexual," Joey has, since Blossom ended, developed a muscular, tanned body with developed biceps and pectorals. However, the most prominent feature of Joey's body, according to many observers, are his extremely large, very round, prominent buttocks which were especially featured in very tight jeans during the series Brotherly Love. It has been said that the huge size and feminine, extreme roundness of his bubble butt caused his lower body to appear to be "poured in" to his jeans.
Joey Lawrence, former teen idol of Blossom fame, is known for his catchphrase "Woah!"
by boldtypeface September 14, 2008
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Lawrence,KS

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I went to Lawrence,KS and thought I was in heaven due to the beautiful campus, tradition and spirit, and the best basketball team in the nation.
by jhawk July 28, 2006
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Little Jack Lawrence

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The bass player of the Dead Weather, Greenhornes, Raconteurs, and also plays banjo in Blanche. He currently has a beard and a photographer for a wife. He also has the vocals of a dying angel and is the only one welcome to magical bassland. He is way above our league that we are not worthy to even lie our lips upon his holy bare ass cheeks. He is thy savior and everyone shall bow down to his geeky little ass.
Watch Little Jack Lawrence shred the mutha fuckin' bass!
by Trolllllll August 2, 2011
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lawrence weston bristol

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A complete shit hole. If you live there you think it's the greatest place on earth, however if you're driving through it, you think what a dump! Screaming mums shouting at their 4 or 5 fatherless children or children by different fathers. Graffitti everywhere, chavs everywhere you look, complete with lots of gold or silver jewellery and a staffy on a lead to complete the look. All the flats are occupied by either young mums with children who probably got knocked up in the bike track or the local drug dealers live in them. The whole area looks run down, intimidating gangs of kids outside shops and gobby little brats everywhere you look and the stench of weed everywhere and alcoholics out and about carrying cans of stella or super tennents.
''wanna come to Lawrence Weston Bristol?''

''Nah, it's a shit hole
by jane161289 December 13, 2013
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Lawrence

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1) The Boss of All Bosses. Composed at all times, In control at all times. The tendency to shut people down when not wanting to put up with their shit.

2) Superior in mind and thinking

3) Known for having a large cock

4) Nonchalant in thinking. Lacks concern
persons who are dapper, stylish and composed

Female 1: Did you see Marcus today?
Female 2: No, but I heard he acting like Lawrence

Female 1: Typical.... Lawrence wanna bee's
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The Joey Lawrence

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To poop in a sock and strike someone with the sock while yelling "whoa"!
I ran at Jolly Green and gave him The Joey Lawrence for being so fat.

Joe Mama was walking down beaconsfield so slow that I had to give him The Joey Lawrence.
by Steve Lattimer January 22, 2006
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Lawrence

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A handsome boy with beautiful hair. He is very smart. Parents with refined tastes name their children Lawrence. It makes the person sound high ranking and intelligent unlike those other repetitive names like Robert, Elliot, etc, which make the boy sound like a total dick. Knows how to handle his body and is very good with girls. Most girls fall over themselves to be noticed by him. He is awesome as a friend and partner for people who have graceful and elegant names.
Lawrence, what a beautiful name!
I just can't get that boy Lawrence out of my head!
Lawrence and pretty girls just match perfectly!
by boyboyboy March 6, 2017
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