Doing Laundry

Definition 1: To wash dirty clothes in order to wear them again

Definition 2: Code name for jacking off

Def. 1: Man! all my good shirts are dirty! looks like im gonna spend the day doing laundry.

Def. 2: I don't want anybody to come over tonight, my girlfriend just blue-balled me, and it looks like im spending the night doing laundry....again

by Sublime300 June 19, 2008

sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005

Laundry detergent

Another name for coke, cocaine,etc.

Yo, Steve can you get me sum of that Laundry Detergent?

by R4G1NGERM4N November 13, 2011

Laundry Fuck

A person who leaves their clothes unattended in the dryers or washers. This person usually forgets about their clothes and often leaves them for an extended period of time after their clothes have finished in the unit. This usually takes place in laundry facilities on college campuses. Also, no one wants to take that persons clothes out of said machines.

These laundry fucks totally made me have to wait an extra 40 minutes just for an open dryer!

by Leubert McCracken September 25, 2010

Laundry fucked

when you let your clothes pile up in the hamper until you have none to wear.

Ralph:"Jawn came to work looking really shitty in a blue shirt and green tie."

Greg:"He probably got Laundry Fucked. It happens all the time."

by JAWNRALPH January 10, 2009

laundry room

Noun - A state of being under the influence of one's favorite drug. Taken from the Nirvana song 'Sappy' which has a chorus of "You're in a laundry room" over and over. Despite the song's meaning having nothing to do with the slang definition, the term was coined under the influence of a good deal of acid.

"Yo, you trippin' man?"
"Yeah, I'm in a laundry room"

"Hey, where's Jeff the junkie?"
"Don't even bother, he's in a laundry room right now."

by RedKennedy April 3, 2009

mow the laundry

When the massive pile of smelly stanky clothes on your floor begin to sprout new life forms, growing with neglect, getting so high they almost tickle your chin - and it's time to mow the laundry again.

Holla grrrl, you gotta mow the laundry again!

by MagicSparklyStarPenisCupcake July 30, 2016