lashey 

An amazing last name that belongs to an amazing person who is nice and funny. The last name also belongs to a person who has stunning beauty and everyone adores them. They always know how to make sure people are happy, and they make life better. All the boys are after her and she makes other girls jealous. The only problem is that she doesn't let anyone know when she is upset, and a lot of people think that she is the happy girl, when in reality she is calling for help, but nobody hears her.

Her last name is Lashey

lashey by Hannah bamm August 3, 2017

shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".

"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

shitting laser beams by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010

V lapse

Random reoccurrence of testicular pain well after initial vasectomy aching. Can occur years after frozen peas period has passed.

Sorry guys, can't shoot hoops today, I think I'm having a V lapse.

V lapse by FriendlyDan February 4, 2015

Laset 

A smart, handsome, and rich man.

OMG it's Laset!

Laset by I_am_Anonymous_Hahahaha November 3, 2010

lapse of judgment 

When one has made an error that they would not have ordinarily made, they have had a lapse in judgment.

"I got very intoxicated and ate an entire cake. I had a momentary lapse of judgment."

lapse of judgment by Peaches86 October 4, 2018

Laser Pointer

1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.

I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.

Laser Pointer by The guy from the place March 8, 2008

Laser Flip 

The skateboarding trick most people identify as a "Wtf just happened."

360 shuv + heelflip + rofl = laser flip

Laser Flip by skatecow February 21, 2009