Lanky Kittens

The best type of kittens.

A lanky kitten.

Guy 1: "Dude I didn't know you had newborn kittens!"

Guy 2: "Why wouldn't I? Plus, they're really lanky."

Guy 2(again) : "Lanky kittens are the best kittens."

by Lanky Kittens FTW September 3, 2010

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lanky ass bitch

A female thats over six feet tall and skinny.

Brad's wife is a lanky ass bitch.

by the true definition April 9, 2015

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Lanky like Kirilenko

Being tall and lanky like the 6'9" Power Forward of the Utah Jazz.

That skinny man over there is lanky like kirilenko!

by HDizzle April 7, 2004

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Lanky Boy Invitational

An annual event for lanky boys in Raleigh, NC at PNC Arena.

Guy 1: bro are you going the the lanky boy Invitational
Guy 2: hell yeah everyone is pulling up

by Chi’s Lanky Meme Boys August 12, 2018

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lanky streak of piss

Used to describe somebody who is TOO TALL AND SKINNY for life on this Planet we call Earth.

It doesn't matters why they are tall and skinny be it their Genes or time spent on a stretching machine while being tortured by Elves from the Spooky Wood down Hobbs Lane.
If they are too tall AND too skinny, they may be referred to as a Lanky Streak of Piss.
A current example is the England Footballer Mr Crouch whose name indicates what he does a lot of.

by Racist Dave June 28, 2007

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