LJ se BP

Exclamation. A contraction of the extremely offensive Afrikaans phrase "Liewe Jesus se Bloed Poes" (translates to Dear Jesus's Bloody Cunt). Only ever use this phrase in an argument to completely eviscerate your opponent when you are close to defeat.

Hein: "Fuck you"
Rein: "Nah, Fuck you"
Hein: "Fuck your mother"
Rein: "LJ se BP"

big lightning bolt takes both of them out.

by DieSatan4 March 9, 2021

LJ

a dirty little slut that thinks she knows everything and likes to date older men

Tom: did you see LJ yesterday?

Finlay: Yeah, she was making out with Mr. Holmes again

Tom: Isint Mr. Holmes 61?

Finlay: Yeah, Lj's a dirty little slut and a gold digger so she likes older men

by hrbrwbubfurwe May 20, 2021

LJ

A dirty little slut who thinks she knows everything and likes to get with older men.

Tomas: Did you see Lj yesterday?
Sianna: Yeah, she was making out with Mr. Holmes again...
Tomas: Ain't he like 68?
Sianna: Ikr, shes such a slutty mutt

by hrbrwbubfurwe May 20, 2021

LJ Edwards

his mum started an only fans account but couldnt make money so she jeeted a galapagos turtle on only fans, resulting in the first case of 'elj syndrome'
Symptoms include:
Always being right
Doing Boid with the peng skate
Being a prick to your mum
having no jawline

"Oh my god is that LJ Edwards?"
"I kinda feel bad for him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

LJ

a massive b*tch who’s conniving and manipulative. she will gaslight and manipulate you and pretend she’s an angel.

wow i just broke up with lj
thank god she was such a bad person

by anonymous March 10, 2025

lj

lj is so fucking tuff he’s so fucking sexy and he got a big dick, also he’s tall as fuck and also pretty chill

you’re so lj

by thedorkwithswag June 12, 2025

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by Polypher May 3, 2024