lazer shark dick

noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.

"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."

by NexusGaming May 30, 2017

white lazers

the act of coming into ones mothers vagina

derrick shot his white lazers in attempt to satisfy his mother

by eat my white lazers September 4, 2010

lazer dim 700

Popular atlanta rapper, known for his spelling, whimsical lyrics, and unique flow.

Person 1: Say li twan, have u heard that new Lazer dim 700?
Person 2: No I haven't!

by MarcusTooSwaggy March 18, 2024

cunt lazer

1. A prop in an extremely bad alien pornography documentary.

2. A psychotic woman of the bitch variety who continually stares daggers at others In such a way as to make everyone around her detest her enough to want to throat punch her.

Cunt lazer-Tell that cuntlazer to stop looking g at me and get a life.

by Jabathahut May 14, 2016

Lazer Whipping

Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.

Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"

Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"

Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"

Person 2: "Hahahahaha

by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011

LAZER

When gradiesel throws a hitch, flat route or any other check downs in madden

*diesel throws a check down”
Diesel: LAZER!!!

by DaddySlim April 28, 2021

Lazer

A Bill Wurtz meme by himself, used in my REDACTED.

I got shot by a huge lazer on my REDACTED.

by byei’m steve August 22, 2022