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Lonsdale Lampshade

When a homeless guy is so proud of his crackhead girlfriend, he wears her panties on his head

Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.
Tyrone swiped Moesha's panties and used it as a Lonsdale Lampshade because he is down with that ho!
by Buttwipes October 17, 2020
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Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.
Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade
by CP master December 8, 2024
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Tokyo lampshade

A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.
Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?

Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.
by Mlkcrtnmdl January 19, 2024
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Lampshading

When a guy or girl tries to pick up a drunk person at a bar before the lights come up and reveal their true outward beauty.
I thought she was really into me and trying to get me back to her place. . . But when the bar did last call and the lights came up and I saw her face I realized she was lampshading me.
by AppalachianAmerican March 3, 2017
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Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner
Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours
by csace April 4, 2020
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Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.
Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.
by Ainur March 25, 2025
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real lampshade hours

real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.
Is it real lampshade hours yet?

No. It is still 9:30. I am also sad.
by hypetrain87 May 7, 2018
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