dirty kurtis

When u smack a cow’s booty with manure and eat it out

Dam bruh he’s tryna pull a dirty kurtis

by Dawgo May 13, 2020

KURTIS

Turdis. "With his nose in the air can detach from any circumstance that asks him to be fully present and accountable for words and actions" by calling it a "game" can mitigate the circumstances or context. allowing him to facetiously enter and leave adding virtually nothing but his presence to situations the equivalent of someone eavesdropping on a conversation. Some people just really like to be included in what's going on. A narcissist. Capable of destroying people and relationships a constant force of burden for the people around wondering how it became possible for the education system and basic human kindness to fail a individual. His objects of obsession, pretty much anyone who has a opinion that isnt positive towards him become tortured gangstalked etc for attempting to communicate. At some core level is probably a victim but when not succumbing to degenerate behavior is feeding his sense of Being God. Much to the dismay of the population who have bigger problems then holding the hand of the child man.

Goddamnit Kurtis.

by EXISTED BEFORE U November 1, 2021

Kurtis

the biggest simp in the world

they may also love french people

"bro why does kurtis spend so much time with Hayat?"

by MaximCrudes May 22, 2022

Kurtis King

1. (Celtic) - also long form of ancient Germanic Tribal name Kurt meaning "the strong and brave." Also short form of "Conrad."

Four thousand years ago Kurt was a common name in the land of Britain, Ireland, Wales and Scotland. In the modern era Kurtis King is more likely to be found.

by yomankurt February 3, 2010

Kurtis

nigga

friend 1: yo look at that nigga
friend 2: it must be kurtis
friend 1: fo sho

by mrsuckdickman November 19, 2019

Kurtis-finish

To quickly skim over or quickly get through a book by focusing on only getting the main idea of the book without necessarily going through the entire text.

I was running out of time to finish our book for the upcoming book club meeting so I had to kurtis-finish it.

by The Distroller February 29, 2024

Kurtis Schwartz

A true Fondy man. He loves eating cheese of all flavors, especially swiss. A great personality and if you get on his good side, he might even pull out the bald cap. Kurtis is truly a unique, one of a kind man. He is a member of the Fond du Lac Mug Club. A loyal and faithful man, except for when it comes to seeing his Gumar out at the bar.

You just found a Kurtis Schwartz, truly a one of a kind man.

by Tkroll24 March 30, 2023