The absolute perfect woman. No other woman comes even close to how amazing she is.
She is the sweetest, kindest, most honest, beautiful, sarcastic, loving, caring, fun, free spirited person in the world.
Any man that gets a chance to meet a woman like this is known to be the luckiest man on the face of the planet.
She is the sweetest, kindest, most honest, beautiful, sarcastic, loving, caring, fun, free spirited person in the world.
Any man that gets a chance to meet a woman like this is known to be the luckiest man on the face of the planet.
Dude we just had our first date at the district and she was hands down a krista bh! I am going to marry this woman!
by socalkohl May 22, 2013
most call this female wana be thing a lying person, located in the southern part of california close to escondido in a rural area. she is not pretty nor even close to cute with bad hair and a face that will just disgussed you whenever you look at her. this girl is a sociopath, she can do the craziest lies and make herself believe it. she is not honest and a bitch that if you tell her anything she will twist into her own words and use it against you! she is a terrible person that if at the rate she is going will rott in hell.
holy shhit! its that whore krista clayton!
dont tell her anything she will pull a krista clayton and go crazy!
dont tell her anything she will pull a krista clayton and go crazy!
by beezzy25 February 3, 2010
krista fogarty is a sexy beast
by cockFondler191 October 29, 2020
A girl Krista Mae can most likely be two faced. She can be nice at first until she reveals her true colors. She is manipulative and will make you believe any thing. She will act like your bestfriend then just get with your boyfriend behind your back. She is a backstabbing person. She is liked by everyone that doesn’t know what she’s really like.
You: hey is that Krista mae texting you
Boyfriend: oh no it’s nobody
You: let me see your phone
Boyfriend: fine
(Message that Krista mae sent your boyfriend) - “don’t tell your girlfriend about what we’ve talked about your choosing me not her”
Boyfriend: oh no it’s nobody
You: let me see your phone
Boyfriend: fine
(Message that Krista mae sent your boyfriend) - “don’t tell your girlfriend about what we’ve talked about your choosing me not her”
by Weird_kid0987 April 10, 2022
The most beautiful girl in the world. She makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by talking to me. When I look at photos I get lost but i dont mind the least bit. Her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and kills a girl with jealousy. Her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored.
Love her xxx
Love her xxx
Girl 1: Guess who I fucked last night!!! SAM!!!!
Me: Oh yeah..... I talked with Krista Lazou for 5 hours last night.
Girl 1: I am so jealous.
Me: Oh yeah..... I talked with Krista Lazou for 5 hours last night.
Girl 1: I am so jealous.
by love from xxxxx April 17, 2013
The peace of dry hair but oily but kinda soft crunchy old fries you got at 2 am at Burger King type texture you pull out of the drain when it gets clogged because your mom kept denying there was anything wrong with the drain but you continuously told her it was because when you took your 3 and a half hour baths while listening to the gummy bear album on repeat you didn’t have to close the drainage because the hair would do it for you which kinda helped you out in the long run but you denied it because you wanted to fix it because you wanted to be considered the “bob the builder” in the house because that was your life long dream that your ex neighbor always stole from you because “she looked more like bob then you did” but actually you did because your ex neighbor had brown hair and you had the same color hair as bob so you knew you were supposed to be him because the resemblance was impeccable.
Krista Kraich has the fattest most juiciest junk in the trunk double decker Pancake on rice plump most firm watermelon on a Tuesday afternoon with extra cake that I have ever seen in my whole 85 years of living and I’m extremely proud that even me thinking about how much I don’t succeed in life I can always look at her and realize at least I’m doing something right.
by ÖKÄŸ June 5, 2020