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Kooned

The act of getting incomprehensibly destroyed from smoking large amounts of marijuana.
"dawg, im kooned outta my mind right now."
by Koon man rich July 17, 2022
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Koon

Someone who can't be seen in the night with teeth that are shining bright.
That Koon was in a dark alley and all I could see is his teeth.
by The RONA Wigger January 6, 2022
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Koon

Lyric called a white man hot, she is a koon
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Koon nashoor

In the realm of Persian slang, a "koon nashoor" person takes the crown for being hilariously absurd and incredibly full of contradictions. They're like a feminist who secretly loves masculinity and dreams of getting married but loudly declares their hate for marriage. They're also as contradictory as a communist who loves America but declares a hatred for the USA. Get ready for a wild ride of mind-blowing fabrications and audacious statements that will leave you laughing and shaking your head in disbelief. These "koon nashoor" individuals have mastered the art of hilarious deception, making them the rock stars of absurdity.
Masih Ali Nezhad is undeniably a koon nashoor of the highest degree. Her actions and behavior epitomize the essence of being full of contradictions, deficiencies, and a penchant for spreading false information.
by Artahasis July 7, 2023
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Krazy koon

When a raccoon convinces himself he's a penguin because he's tripping balls on acid
Dude, is that a krazy koon?
I'm not sure man, I'm tripping balls
by TittyboyKILLA March 29, 2017
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Koon

A last name that has been made offensive. This Koon is not spelled the same as this Coon, which is a short term for a raccoon. Koon originated from Germany, Dutch, and Chinese. It is a person's name not an insult. Completely different word from the "racial slur".
by TKoon October 18, 2024
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koons group

A close-knit and active group of successful, khoshtip, and loyal friends.
I am so envious of the koons group! I really wish we were such a close group of friends like they have!
by Bekk E. Ram February 1, 2024
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