Kitty sugaring

Finger banging a female until she squirts all over you

I might need a rain coat for my next kitty sugaring.

by Ian cest November 9, 2022

Kitty shark

When your cat’s being nice to you for some other reason besides attention, usually for a snack.

My cat’s been kitty sharking me for a snack, but his fat butt just ate dinner an hour ago.

by Gords Gone Wild July 21, 2023

Kitty squad

What the most annoying group of girls called themselves their freshman year. Nobody actually likes them and they all hate each other anyway. They’re all rude and have huge egos but never have the looks to back it up. Squares and snitches. Think they the shit but they won’t talk to each other 6 months after graduation. Being so cocky but having an ugly face is gonna bite them in the ass one of these days.

Tf is kitty squad
Nobody likes them
The brown hair one is hideous

by ccanonymous January 21, 2025

Kitty Sanchez

When a cat sits on your face with it's tail across your upper lip.

Man, I woke up with a Kitty Sanchez and i looked like Albert Einstein after doing two eightballs of kitty litter.

by Chicken shack O'Neil October 12, 2025

kitty kitty scratch scratch¬

dum shit my friends say.

usually said in a singing voice.

Person 1: yo my grandma died
Person 2: kitty kitty scratch scratch¬
Person 1: thanks, im alot better now

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023

fuzzy kitty surprise

1. The act of farting on or towards someone or something, quiet often in the facial area.

I was just sitting there, and that weinerhead just walked up and gave me a fuzzy kitty surprise!

by TinaWeina December 28, 2009

True kitty story

The truest of stories. They do not get any truer that a true kitty story.

That is a true kitty story right there!

by Carrymeok February 23, 2021