put the kitten in the mailbox

get it done. just do it & walk away...

Girl: I'm not looking forward to dumping my boyfriend. I just know he'll make a scene.

Friend: Just put the kitten in the mailbox!

by J4Q December 25, 2010

kattered

to be completely wasted, to the point where you can't stand up or talk properly. you may also find yourself hanging onto random people for support, and/ or even pulling them down to the ground unintentionally.

Did you see David last night at that party? He drank like a whole bottle of orange vodka and was totally Kattered.

Hey guys, let's get totally kattered tonight!

by paquier100 August 14, 2010

kitten's kub

A kitten's kitten, the kitten's kub is a term reserved for a very cute young female.

Megan is such a kitten's kub and there ain't no kub like a kitten's kub.

by David Bloom January 17, 2007

Kittens

Little fluffy demons that hide under your bed and swipe at your legs when you walk by.

Beware of kittens

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

Roblox e-kittens

Roblox e-kittens are discord e-kittens that beg for like 100k Robux and nitro every day from their e-daddy
then starts to say " uwu " or " thanks daddy " 💀

edaddy : whos my good wittle kitten
ekitten : i am *sharts*

roblox e-kittens are complete virgins

by unicornlover539 November 27, 2022

Kitten Hammer

Colloquial British Slang for a Penis.
Origins lie in the popular myth, that every time you masturbate, a Kitten dies.

Yo, Frinton, If your Wrongcock Brother gets his Kitten Hammer out anywhere near my Sister again, I'm going to cut the fucker off, and feed it to my Pitbulls, Ok?

by BadBeast December 7, 2009

The Kitten is Hot

1. An alternative way of saying "yes", coined by Elon James White on October 12, 2011.

2. A way of saying "Operation Start" when engaging in nefarious schemes without being detected by "the authority".

1. "Hey, are you drinking right now?"
"The Kitten is Hot. Want some?"
2. The kid looks at his friend and nods seriously. "The Kitten is hot." he says while charging into the kitchen to steal a cookie from the cookie jar. Dun DUN DUN!

by Ziggy-Zag October 13, 2011