Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

mess kit

A woman's privates after a few days of camping. Recognizable by an overgrowth of vegetation.

Even though she trimmed everything neat before we left, by the end of the camping trip I was eating out of her mess kit.

by Pete Dunn June 29, 2008

kit kat shuffle

Fingering oneself

I gave myself the kit kat shuffle

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

kit and caboodle

everything, the totality

Get the whole kit and caboodle.

by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2007

National Kit Day

To take a day off for personal reasons that you do not want to disclose. Used mainly in Northern England.

Person 1: I am having a National Kit Day on friday.
Person 2: Why man?
Person 1: None of your business, just stuff to do.

by Ross Sandbach April 10, 2007

Liew Kit

A term used to define an gay anorexic penguin.

Wow, that's a fucking Liew Kit alright!

by The Banggla March 22, 2011

Kit Kat

An expression/name used when seeing a fine looking male or female

Bobby:"Damn break me off a piece of that Kit Kat she's lookin good all over!"

by xxxfishnetsxxx April 20, 2009