kidneythief

A dirty tranvestite hooker who will do anything you tell her for less than one dollar.

Blow me kidneythief and ill buy you some gum.

by Robert Huges November 7, 2007

kidney tickler

A usually self-adopted nickname that is used by a person with a large dick. It essentially means that the person has a penis that is so long it will go very 'deep' during penetration and will "tickle" their partner's kidneys.

Person 1: "Dude, back home they called me the kidney tickler"
Person 2: "Ewwwwww! TMI dude wtf!

"They don't call me the kidney tickler for nothing"

by chairman_meow34352 October 13, 2018

kidney stroker

a cock that is so long that it shifts the inernal organs when you plunge it in and out

dude, i stuffed my kidney stroker so far up her cunt that I pushed her guts into new locations

by bartow joe February 25, 2005

fat-kidneyed

Being chronically or characteristically late to or absent from planned group social events, especially activities that require a minimum number of participants.

"That fat-kidneyed bastard dropped out of poker night AGAIN?"

"Peace, ye fat-kidney’d rascal! what a brawling dost thou keep!" - Prince Henry, Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 Scene 2

by oddbovine December 14, 2009

kidney poker

a very long penis, so long that pokes ones kidneys during an intercourse

oh my i couldnt hardly stand it, hes a kidney poker!

by macius June 27, 2007

Kidney Stroke

when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.

Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Kidney Juggle

The act or getting ‘fucked’ so vigorously that one’s insides get rearranged. Fucked so hard that one must see the doctor after this has happened.

Josie’s pussy was so good, i kidney juggled her.

by Hotness6969 March 25, 2020