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kidney prodder

an other name for a penis
I put the old kidney prodder to the wife last night.
by KAEC JIM January 1, 2012
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kidney clit

The sensitive areas on a woman's side just below the ribs, near the kidneys. Take two fingers and jam them into a woman's kidney clit to produce a sidegasm.
Bobby jamed his fingers and my kidney clits and I got a sidegasm.
by pervert 2 July 28, 2011
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Metaphorical kidney

What one offers their friends as a sign of appreciation, since a real kidney is quite expensive and a hassle to remove anyway.
You two are amazing. I would give you each one kidney, but then I would not have any, so you can have a metaphorical kidney instead.
by ellietist October 3, 2016
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Kidney Gauntlet

Requires 6 Kidney stones to activate; when wearing, snap fingers to remove half of the world's kidneys (RIP people with one kidney).
You see, I have the Kidney Gauntlet; I am inevitable...
by Plumbus_Plumber March 5, 2020
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kidney stone

a calcified rock lodged in a man's penis.
That guy looks like he is giving birth!
He has a kidney stone.
Ouch.
by themonicaalison January 13, 2016
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kidney boulder

where you pass a kidney stone and it gets stuck in your penis thus it feels like your passing a boulder instead of a regular stone(the closest thing to male birth)
extreme pain in the penis area close to the feeling when your peeing for the first(and last) time your ever going to jack off using shampoo as a lubricant,(it got stuck , it felt like a kidney boulder)
by EXTREME CHEESE April 13, 2009
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kidney deep

deepest way possible into a pussy.hipotetically you would need to reach a slut's kidneys with the tip of your dick
i got my dick inside michelle's pussy kidney deep.bitch screamed and looked like a headlight blinded deer.i
by scypax August 18, 2011
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