I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023

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kick assery

The act or ability to kick ass in an unbelievable way. Usually in reference to Jason Statham's character(s) in the movies Transporter or Crank.

Spencer: Jason Statham's kick assery in Transporter is pretty awesome.

Samantha: Tell me about it...

by CreeperStash March 10, 2008

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kick-asser

I came up with this in the late '80's to describe someone who kicks ass. We were always like "man that is kick-ass." Then we progressed to "man you kick-asser!"

Man that dude is a kick-asser! Our team will always be a bunch of kick-assers!

by docpete November 23, 2007

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Kick-Asstest

kick ass
adj. Meaning awesome cool, beyond rad.

Ex. That concert was so beyond kick-asstest, that you couldn't even comprehend it if you tried.

No, you're not right about him, he has the most Kick-asstest personality ever.

by MoKneeKahLyza November 25, 2006

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