Nick Keaveny

A person who has a face that largely resembles a human face. He has 2 ears and a nose. it is a nose. He has two eyes that are a certain color and sometimes sneezes out of his nose, not his eyes. He plays football with is two arms and a has a spam javelin. He particularly enjoys being joysticked

I'm gonna get my spam javelin joysticked, just like Nick Keaveny always does.

by Ryan Bieber May 2, 2011

the keven

When you put a condom on your head and put it in a woman vagina

Yoooo I just pulled a keven on my girl

The keven based on a fella

by Coolguykev August 4, 2018

Kerven

A Big Forehead Haitian Nigga

I have a kerven in my class

by Rock head boi February 4, 2019

Keven G

The most amazing guy in the world. Hes smart, funny, hot, and AWESOME. <3

-Also the guy from the movie Mean Girls

i LOVE keven g

by AJ122309x3 August 1, 2010

Keven

He is an idiot sandwich he is the worst boyfriend ever

He will be rude and petty about everything

He is the freaking worst

Friend:Omg keven it the worst

Me: Yeah he’s bullshit

Bye:lola

by Lola_123456 June 27, 2020

the "Keven" pimple

It's only one pimple that appears for no fucking reason out of nowhere.

"Dayum! Look at the "Keven" pimple on the center of his forehead! That thing speaks for itself!"

by thecrew1000 December 9, 2012

keyvanna

A big fat selfish jerk

I hate keyvannas.

by I_love_gummies May 20, 2014