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kessbystereo

a term used to describe a girl who is acting very gangster and crazy, but is usually known as a more reserved kind of girl.
"That girl is totally kessbystereo right now!"
by CORDILLIA November 8, 2006
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Kessler

The Personification of Terminal Rectal Cancer and Ramen. He knows where to lick the poosay ;). They say he's addicted to snorting salt and Ramen flavoring. His name is also the term for; "Cooking ramen with Cyanide and Cocaine while fingering your butthole and jerking of your smeg into the mix." They say he's a major fattyphobe. He's also a member of the Klu Klux Klan and the most notorious memeber with over 300 confirmed kills. He was trained in gorilla warfare and an kill you in 700 different ways, thats just with his bare hands. He sexually Identifies an Attack Helicopter. Ever since he was a young he dreamed of dropping hot stick loads on disgusting foreigners.
"He really pulled a Kessler on that ramen. WOW!"

"Ever studied of Kessler?"

"I have a blessing from Kessler, it's terminal rectal cancer!"
by mmmmfoodmfdoom676 May 17, 2016
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kessem

The purest blue boi that exists. Everybody misses him (whyd you leave big pineapple person)
Commonly know as the sugar cane god, cause he is named after an Ethiopian sugarcane factory. kessem has a phobia of animated gifs, although he can get past this because how good he is of a discord administrator. He is also afraid of having too much power, which makes him the perfect staff. Another thing about kessem, is that he is often confused about what time it is. When its 12pm and he has to leave for the time being, he always says good night.
person 1: Yo, did you see that gif spammer get banned yesterday?

person 2: Yea, kessem banned him in less than 10 sec, the staff in this server are on point!
by BarryTheBlue March 15, 2021
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Kessler

Kessler is a typical male name. Derived from "kettle", this German word refers to a coppersmith.

Kessler is an interesting persona with a sweet soul, but at times can be too over the top. Kesslers are not the best listeners, and are sometimes unaware of their surrounding, but being patient with a Kessler is rewarding. A very good slampiece.

Good traits of a Kessler: fun, playful, sexy,

Bad traits: somewhat annoying, toxic masculinity
Girl 1: Are you still talking to that Kessler guy?

Girl 2: yeah but he's just my slampiece.
by Rustypipe February 12, 2022
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Kessler bunny hop

When you borrow your coworkers van and jump it over the railroad tracks to destroy all organization inside and hours of headache for your hommie.
I Kessler bunny hopped a work van this weekend and the shelves imploded leaving tools and parts in a huge pile on the floor!
by Peter North 77 July 22, 2023
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Kessia

They're the best person you've ever met. Pretty hyperactive, but overall amazing. They're kindhearted and always putting others before them, but they should begin to put themselves first. They're incredibly talented and you should ALWAYS be proud of a Kessia you know, because you might not realise how much they're doing for you.
"Woah, that person is so talented."

"Yeah, that's Kessia."
by ooglyboogly1234 May 24, 2023
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verdus kessy

fancyfull word orfrase that can be used the same way as "oh yeah, thats right!"
(ver.dus.ke.see)
person one: Fred, don't pick up the basket like that! dont forget it has handles!
fred: oh! verdus kessy!
by ZzJMCzZ April 24, 2020
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