Kermit roleplay

Alternative term for fisting, either anal or vaginal.

Or both.

Fisting? Hell yes...I love a bit of Kermit roleplay.

by plungethethumb May 5, 2018

commit kermit

when you want to die but your brain is thinking about the muppets

i want to commit kermit

by EastTV March 8, 2019

Kermit the Frog

The greenest, baddest, and slickest baddie hunting frog on the planet known as Earth.

Jack: Yoo, I met Kermit the Frog on Omegle, he showed me his cucumber, nasty ass frog!

by Quickmawz September 2, 2022

Kermiting the Frog

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.

Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

by jon glickman January 9, 2009

Kermit moment

Having a reaction of the green (environmental) kind rather than the reaction a normal person would have in a similar situation.

Also, the realization that in a particular situation, it might not be easy being green (environmental).

I had a Kermit moment when I realized the packaging could not be recycled and it was my only choice at the store.

Also:
I had a Kermit moment when I looked in the garbage can, my first thought was why wasn't that recycled!

by earlysnowdrop April 25, 2009

Kermit Diely

Based on the urban legend of Conor Kiely, a sloth disguised as a human who was so good at his game he got into Oxford to study English.

A Kermit Diely is essentially a love child between a sloth and Frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. Cf. David Attenborough's program on the species.

Woah dude, my cousin's marrying this guy who's a total Kermit Diely. The queen's agreed to be their first child's Godmother.

by cheeseshoulder June 12, 2013

wet kermit

the delightful act of cramming the fist and forearm of the dominant partner, or the "puppeteer", into the ass of the "human puppet"/ "flesh Kermit". The puppeteer then opens their hand and operates the submissive individual in a manor much akin to Kermit the Frog. Then, the two begin to sing "it's not easy being green" in unison. The moisture coating the forearm upon removal is the purpose for the "wet" in the act.

"Guess who just pulled off the wet kermit! That's right!"
"sir, you're under arrest. Place your hands on the hood of the vehicle"

by hunt 4 cunt February 16, 2014