Kalani

An Pre-Pubescent male

"kalani"

by adfjnjsnviuergae;orekjnvo;eu;a March 7, 2022

kalani gramento

the greatest man alive

Micheal Jordan is an kalani gramento

by kzueb gramy March 28, 2022

kalashnikov-47

ak-47

Let's end this fucking blyat with the Kalashnikov-47

by i don't know 1234 April 1, 2023

kalani brown

the best girl in the world. shes so beautiful and the most lovable person ever. she's different from anyone you'll ever meet. I love her so so much and want nothing but the absolute best for her. she will grow up to be the purest, most determined women ever and will fight for her truth. kalani isn't for everyone, but she's for me.

"do you see that money chasing gorgeous girl??"
"yea, her name must be kalani brown"

by boobieluvr123 November 19, 2023

Kalani Berry

Being a fatass who does nothing but eat and is the worst madden player in the world

1: “your eating again, your so kalani berry!”

2: “why are you playing madden, your kalani berry at that game”

by ababababbaba April 26, 2024

Dirty Kalarni

When you go to eat your raspberry pie and your girl pees on you

Man 1: yeah I was going down on my girl and she gave me a dirty Kalarni

by Dollophead rule 34 May 7, 2021