KMHA

Kiss my hairy ass.

Sleazy politician: Let's make America great again!
Me: KMHA

by noThanks326 May 10, 2018

Kmetz

Kmetz is a slang word for met. It is used by the people who think they are smart.

I kmetz him at the store.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 20, 2021

kmkmwyec

KISS MEEEE KISS ME WITH YOUR EYES CLOSEDDDD WHISPER THAT YOUR HEART SHOWS

person 1: kmkmwyec

person 2: are we about to make out?

by luvkazutora August 4, 2021

Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS)

A method of using a fictional persona, on anything from social media to legal documents. Often only effective for short periods with longer term consequences including delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociation from friends, family and, ultimately, reality.

It had been a last ditch attempt to bond with his father, enjoy the countryside and conquer a mountain together. He had hoped to heal many wounds but his incessant use of the Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) over the years had left him incapable of forming honest social bonds and he was left taking selfies below the clouds he had once aspired to surpass.

by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall August 6, 2023

KMU

An acronym for the phrase "Keep me updated".

Person 1: "We're thinking about having a party tonight. Not sure what time and place though"

Person 2: "Alright man, kmu on the details"

by JarrodJS December 31, 2010

kmt

kiss my teeth

kmt i’d rather smoke than be a slag like you

by godisadildo August 24, 2018

kms

commit die

Bianca: I wanna fucking kms
Bella: WHy?
Bianca: because i read quackitysmut

Lisa: I read it every night
AMi:wtf
commit die

by binac March 28, 2019