Kirby

A girl with big boobs and fake eyelashes who frequently masturbates at other people's houses.
Yes, her real name is Kirby. Her mom smokes a lot of anything.

hey, who is that?

Oh, thats Kirby. She is hott as shit, but can't take a dick.

by hott as shit, can take a dick November 1, 2008

Kirby

An over-weight / obese person, round in shape.

Wow, look at that Kirby!

by Ellen The Felon January 6, 2007

Kirby

More formally known as "The Cum-Shot Kirby".
This word usually defines a semen-like fluid being stained on a public place in which way seems impossible for a human being to accomplish.

Guy 1 with a boner: Dude, how did you get that stain on the ceiling?

Guy 2 with a boner: Cum-Shot Kirby man..

by Cpt.Stiffy September 28, 2009

Kirby

A Kirby, by definition, occurs when you're piss drunk, pass out, throw up in the midst of your passed out state, and wake up to a girl giving you a hand job.

Bro, I got shitfaced last night and woke up at 4 in the morning to a girl giving me a Kirby.

by PKA208 August 24, 2010

Kirby

A variation of the standard spliff. With a tobacco to hash/bud ratio of 1:4 or higher.

Dude, we rolled a Kirby last night. It murdered us.

by Chief Tiberius February 20, 2011

KIRBY

A lying, cheating, piece of shit person and also a dead beat sperm donor.

Man I hate being a Kirby.

by enoughisenough September 8, 2010

Kirby

Is very conscientious, smart, ethical, and finds reason to all problems. When reasoning and intelligence don’t coincide with the context of the situation, he will duck your skip up and put you into fucking check. He is the nicest man in the world and loves everyone unless you’re a dum dum. Shreds the surf and life in every way. You meet a Kirby, hang on to him!

Dude, I just met a Kirby and he didn’t suck, he was the coolest dude ever, unlike those other Kirby’s that suck well. Haha

by Kirbystomp June 17, 2018