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Keenan

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Keenan is a name belonging to a very very cute, sweet, adorable, lovable and loving boy whom you might be fortunate enough to meet. If you are, hes very unique. You’ll never find anyone even similar to him and when you meet him, you won’t know that he’ll be your favourite person to talk to in the future.
I love you, Keenan!!
by KeshaCow August 17, 2024
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Keenan

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The most perfect person on the face of the planet. Keenan is the first name of a person I will love for the rest of my life. He likes to go with the flow of life and makes life fun. Life without him is not worth living I’ve come to find out.
The K in KP stands for Keenan.
by DivingFrog4305 June 6, 2024
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Keenan through ball

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A 'Keenan through ball' is a colloquial term derived from the latin saying 'Keenan throughith ballith'. It has been adopted more recently to describe a beatifully flighted chip pass in Fifa 11 of which only one man can complete, seriously only one man. Throughout history the term has been heard on numerous occasions such as when the Romans first invaded Britain; artefacts found read "Gregoran Keenantiosis, a high ranking chief of the empire, a Legotas Regionas if you will, was seen in town today, his hat tilted ever so slightly, which made all around want to be in his gang per chance, was moving fair maidens along when his hat, or officially Roman war helmet (from All Saints), suddenly fell to the ground. Aghast, rather than lose face with said vixens all around, Gregoras took one touch of the helmet with his left boot, then with his right and graciously proceeded to deliver the most poetic flick, spinning the helmet high through the air to a passing Centurion who volleyed it in to a passing carriage." Seen by many as an act of lunacy at the time, history dictates that what was witnessed that day went on to change many peoples lives as well as form the template for Italian football many centuries later.
by Pontius Pilate213 March 20, 2011
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Keenan Grawe

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a.k.a. Spam Jelly

Keenan is this really funny, kinda funny looking (in a sexy way) kid who does stuff like steal cookies with his bones.
Look, children! It's Keenan Grawe.
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Keenan Ass Nigga

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a hatin ass nigga to the mufuckas who be on some real act natural shit.
see here this nigga go straight playa hatin on niggas he bein a keenan ass nigga.
by pradalambardi February 8, 2020
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keenan cahill

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terrifying yet intriguing youtube sensation, possibly a midget of no determinate age. pretends to sing top 40 songs while opening his eyes as wide as possible.
keenan cahill ruined katy perry for everyone.
by evshaft October 24, 2010
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Keenan Sweatshirt

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A Sweatshirt covered in male ejaculatory fluids. Usually found containing 3-5 Racoons.
What is that smell?
Oh, that's just a Keenan Sweatshirt.
by Drout June 4, 2016
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