When one is in the process of turtle heading a turd and continuously sucks it in and out whilst heading towards a bathroom.
"I was juggling brown that entire walk across the forbidden section." Said Dobby while fingering Hermione. "What's that smell?!" Exclaimed Harry.
by George Richard Sweet May 20, 2021
Get the Juggling Brownmug. by chrispover November 21, 2017
Get the knife jugglemug. The act of finding a way to discreetly fart in public a place while keeping anyone from hearing or smelling it.
"After we ate that Thia food I had to BUBBLE JUGGLE 'til the end of our date. So glad she didn't notice".
by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011
Get the Bubble Jugglemug. Grabbing your pants at the crotch and twisting your hips while moving the pants fabric with your hand. Men do this to get their penis and scrotum in a more comfortable position.
by chunkifeat June 11, 2008
Get the Junk Jugglingmug. Julio was all fingers and thumbs last night, i swear he heas down there juggling mince! Im giving him one more chance on saturday to get it right!
by Pavel Nedved July 2, 2004
Get the juggling mincemug. n. When students compete against one another to see who can sidetrack their professors the longest by asking loaded questions that will require long drawn out answers; the juggling part happens when students ask mini follow up questions to keep the conversation going and going...
I asked Frank what would happen if the Prime Minister played a happy slapper prank on the minister of justice and he went on for at least ten minutes just trying to figure out what to say, man academic juggling sucks.
by franco de marco sarcastico el drego December 12, 2008
Get the academic jugglingmug. The act of stimulating a penis through mechanical hand motion. More often than not it denotes the stimulation of one's own penis by one's own hand, but it can also be used to describe the stimulation of the penis by the hands of a second party of the female gender.
1. Thadeus: ''Shit, man! I gotta put a stop to all the johnson-juggling. This is the 6th time this year I've had to get my spectacles prescription renewed''.
Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''
Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''
Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.
Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.
Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.
Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''
Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''
Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.
Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.
Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.
by Papa J-Bomb January 3, 2011
Get the johnson-jugglingmug.