legend, poon, cool, awsome,
usually short but extremely hot approach with cation usually very agressive and hates whinny bitches...
a josie usually makes good juices but avoid her cooking like jew avoids germans
bad cook 2012
usually short but extremely hot approach with cation usually very agressive and hates whinny bitches...
a josie usually makes good juices but avoid her cooking like jew avoids germans
bad cook 2012
example 1
(josie) hey i just cooked something wanna try it
(victum) sure looks good (lie)
(victum) oh no im dying tell my wife i love her agghhagaghahaghaghhaghaa son of a bitch her cooking is so bad ahhhhhh makes sure im the last one to suffer noooooo!!!!!!!!!!
example 2
josie walked into the room everything got harder
(josie) hey i just cooked something wanna try it
(victum) sure looks good (lie)
(victum) oh no im dying tell my wife i love her agghhagaghahaghaghhaghaa son of a bitch her cooking is so bad ahhhhhh makes sure im the last one to suffer noooooo!!!!!!!!!!
example 2
josie walked into the room everything got harder
by heysen spencer siegfried November 07, 2012
josie is a girl who is a little bit loopy but can always make you laugh. She is really pretty and any person would be lucky to have her, to bad she picked an eighteen year old boy who looks five and makes the most cringeworthy content you could find. She’s a really talented drawer and particularly specialises in eyes. Shes obsessed with tik tok and won’t hesitate to stalk your sister. Josie will never pick up a phone call until the day she dies. overall josie is a really good friend and brings joy to the lucky few who are not repelled by her loopy ness.
Friend: Wow, Why do you like a five year old josie?
Josie: Are you talking about yourself?
Friend: MY BIRTHDAY IS ONLY FIVE DAYS OFF
Josie: Are you talking about yourself?
Friend: MY BIRTHDAY IS ONLY FIVE DAYS OFF
by i am a persn April 03, 2020
josie always says "fuck you" when shes embarrassed so imagine she's getting purposed o in public and she starts saying fuck you while crying....everyone is thinking it went wrong but suddenly the kiss and they look happy.
everyone: wtf
everyone: wtf
by the white female suga November 01, 2018
A Josie is a amazing girl she is funny and loves to part she will have u dying in a minute she is so energetic and she is a very kind person she is amazing to be friends with and no matter what will never hate u no matter what u do she is kind hearted and will always forgive u for anything never hurt and Josie because if u do it will not end well for i Josie is one of the best people u will ever meet
Josie is amazing
by avacadobread January 25, 2019
Josie is usually a weird person. She will claim to be the thiccest one on the planet and is super funny. If you are taller than her, twirl her hair, or bring her food she will stay with you. Now make sure you make eye contact with her to see a empty pit of black in her eyes. She is cute and sometimes wears ugly Christmas sweaters. Most importantly she is super sweet and make your day 100000 times better.
Man 1: That girl can really pull a Josie
Man 2: Yea she is MEGA THICCCC
Man 1: You sure
Man 2: Jk nvm
Man 2: Yea she is MEGA THICCCC
Man 1: You sure
Man 2: Jk nvm
by Donkey monkey123 November 08, 2019