john is the sexiest guy that you will ever meet and he loves girls and he will treat any girl right. John has a huge penis and he can satisfy any woman . He is tall and athletic and he has the most perfect skin. Find a boy named John and keep him Ladies. And sometimes has friends name Cash.
by @sexy.com February 27, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by todoroki the thicc boi March 28, 2020
Get the Johnmug. A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.
- I was so Johned last night I became a Peter.
by 2 Peters = John September 19, 2015
Get the Johnedmug. An infinitely talented and multi-faceted individual. This creature tends to avoid j0ck-like activities such as drugs, alcohol and sports, but he is a hidden gem of wonderful fun. He is a, generally, level headed person but when the pressure builds up and he has to make a choice again thats when things get tricky. Overall a 'John' is a great man that anyone would be lucky to meet at least once in their ephemeral lives.
did you see John the other day? he rolled the dice and got two sixes...hes the fucking man! i love him!
by jacketoes December 14, 2010
Get the Johnmug. by KDGD April 28, 2017
Get the JOHNmug. John is a boy who has depression, he is caring. He realizes his mistakes in the world. If he were to die, he'd come back as a doggo. He loves sports, soccer and baseball. He's tall and has tanish skin, brown hair and brown eyes, he weighs the average for his age. When he loses friends from mistakes, he makes new ones and they're better. So overall John's life sucks but he gets through it everyday. This is John.
by Archy_Subb June 7, 2020
Get the Johnmug. A honest guy, you can't help but fall in love with. He's hilarious and can handle your crazy. Most beautiful eyes you'll ever see, and the nicest man you can ever have
by Catalan January 28, 2017
Get the Johnmug.