Jerk Off Purposes 

When someone or something is used only for the purpose of Jerking one off so they can get that NUT.

Naratio: Yo Marlo, whatever happened to that chick Stephanie?

Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.

Naratio: Damn Marlo haha

Jerk Off Purposes by Actionkkjva1 November 18, 2010

Jerk Off Shuffle 

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open

Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up

Jerk Off Shuffle by Dj Pj August 9, 2016

jerk off guilt 

that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also

after cumming i saw a mother and son fucking and felt jerk off guilt

jerk off guilt by ChewyPingu October 23, 2017

Jerk-Off Baby

When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.

“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”

Jerk-Off Baby by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019

Jerk off January 

Each day in January you got to jerk off

Dude: what is JJJ

Dude2: Jerk off January

Jerk off January by Swagcrafter November 21, 2019

Jerk off January 

Jerk of January is when you wank all month nonstop. Try make your ballsacks look like raisins

Its jerk off January lets wank all month

Jerk off January by xxxvideos.com November 27, 2019

Jerk off January 

Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.

"You ready for Jerk off January?"

"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"

Jerk off January by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 5, 2020