jellyfish

When a woman leaves a wad of toilet paper in the toilet and it has trapped air under it, giving it a slightly bulbous look.

Aw, bitch, can't you flush, I don't want to see your jellyfish.

by Poosie October 14, 2008

Jellyfishing

Finding a girl or guy with "dat ass" and smacking it.

Two guys are walkin down the street and a woman wit a fine ass.
First guy smacks the woman's ass and then walks away while the woman grabs her ass. "Jellyfishing!"
Second guy, "Why'd you call it jellyfishin'?"
First guy, "Cuz it jiggles and it stings!"

by awakener71 March 03, 2015

jellyfish

jello-like organism with no heart and no brain.

see <i><b>boy</i></b>,

So what happened with tht guy you were seeing?
- He turned out to be a total jellyfish

by FOC March 15, 2006

Jellyfish Backbone

Jellyfish backbone is a person who says one thing but does the opposite and blames others.

My boss has a Jellyfish backbone.
She speaks of standards and holding employees accountable for results. But, every time she has the chance to prove her statement she makes excuses and does nothing.

by Mr. Harrahs February 26, 2014

Superfast Jellyfish

A super colorful song about a breakfast food that only takes 3 microwave minutes. It's by Gorillaz, and Features De La Soul and Gruff Rhys. By the time this song is over your Superfast Jellyfish should be delicious and pipping hot.

Dude 1: Man, I have to wait 3 whole minutes for my shit to be ready!
Dude 2: Let's just listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Dude 1: HELL YEAH!

by VoltFlare June 12, 2010

jellyfish slap

When you masterbate into your hand and then slap somebody's face.

Steven had to jellyfish slap Trevor for sleeping on the train.

by Drdog March 06, 2014

santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.

I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.

by mrcyn November 20, 2013