Jell Jell Bean

My buddy Eric’s dog

(in reference to anything regarding Eric’s dog that happened at one of Eric’s parties)

My buddy Eric’s dog Jell Jell Bean tragically passed away. Thats why he’s melting three pounds of pink starburts in an airfryer.

by Syrupfreak October 27, 2022

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Pass A Jell-O Shot

When a menstruating person passes a heaping glob of uterus that comes out hella chunky and heavy. They look down at this in utter horror and it usually entails demolished panties and lost Hope (PMS). They're rare but deadly when passed. Imagine running a metal fork through Black Cherry Jell-O fifty times to scramble it up before pouring it into a cup; that's the puberty equivalent to this. Bonus Points if you pass one in a Menstrual Cup and you behold your excretion astounded before watching it sludge out into the toilet before rinsing in the sink.

1) "How would you describe periods, but instead of literal blood it comes out chunky and heavy?" "Oh, thats when you Pass A Jell-O Shot! My mom calls it that, it's nasty but that doesn't mean you have anything wrong with you."

2) "JESUS CHRIST THIS LOOKS SO NASTY, I THINK I JUST PASSED A FUCKIN' JELL-O SHOT! UGH!"

3) Claire had only changed her menstrual cup two hours ago, but found herself already feeling a leak in her bottoms. She ran to the bathroom only to find she had Passed a Jell-O Shot in the middle of her date at Applebee's. She survived the sudden uterus bombing with pride as she cleaned the war mess and returned to her booth a beaming survivor; No panties were tossed in shame this night.

by Dr. Huskapella February 24, 2019

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