jasper

Big buff cheeto puff, antagonist from the cartoon Steven Universe. She is very big and very orange with stripes. She's also really gay.

I'm so gay for Jasper I want her to wreck me.

by memelovingfuck69 December 17, 2015

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Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

by Iowa dogg July 21, 2008

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calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.

After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.

by djk January 29, 2004

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A begger who begs all day for lollies. Do not engage he will beg for nerds, sourstraps and anything edible.

by Yeeter who yeets November 18, 2019

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A kid who needs a haircut, has acute social anxiety and despite being very caring and kind comes off a bit to sensitive sometimes

Matthew: Jasper's hair reaches his neck he needs a haircut
Joe: I couldn't agree more

by LastLetterIsGon March 17, 2020

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by Chazzlevajazzle November 3, 2017

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To perform a sex act on a coworker. If performed in the place of employment, this can be called the Full Jasper.

by eraserhead1977 November 6, 2007

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