Jasper

A really hot lad. Very athletic and funny. He will lie if he has to, and never judge you. Perfection! There’s a Jasper in my class and he’s dang good at everything! So smart! 💗💗💗

Girl 1: Jasper likes me!!
Girl 2: Yeah right, Shelly!
Girl 3: Who do you think you are?
Girl 1: There he comes!!

Girl 2 and 3: Jaws drop.
Jasper: Hey Shelly! Let’s talk at lunch!

Girl 2: I’m so sorry, master!
Girl 3: Forgive me, my lord!

by ShellyThyGrandAbbotJindao September 3, 2019

Jaspered

You’re sat in the barbour’s chair and he gets a little too close so his penis brushes against your arm

He jaspered me again. I’m never going back!

by Urban fox August 24, 2018

Jasper

Has no dick, but grows one when he sees the meg. Kicks the fucking ball away, what a cunt. The only person that likes him is Oscar, therefore Oscar is also a cunt.

Why did you suck my Jasper!

by Gamergirl bathwater February 15, 2020

Jasper

Derives from Lancashire, England and spreads to most Scandinavian countries, People who are called Jasper are normally insensitive and hypercritical. They will take stuff very personally. They stereotypical have black hair but sometimes may have bright blonde. Jasper will always have a youtube channel based on the popular game 'Fortnite' if not they probably live in a terraced house sleeping in their bed

Oh my days, Jasper is so hypercritical.
He can't take a Joke!

by LidlDefenceLeague March 19, 2019

Jasper

jasper is the fucking hottest man in the world!
he has huuuuuuge dick,
and aalllll the girls faint when they see him

jasper, oooh, that man is sooooo hot

by poopybutthead47 August 30, 2022

Jasper

1) Males from Denmark who refuse to drink American beer

1) I ordered a Sam Adams and its expensive so don't be a Jasper

by KB Red May 17, 2008

Jasper

A guy who tends to be gay with blonde hair.

When two males like eachother they are Jasper

by Robert Pluto July 2, 2016