Jared

Even when I'm with my boo,
You know I'm crazy over Jared.
by YourRoame September 01, 2010
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Jared

1. HAS A HUGE PENIS

2. GETS BITCHES TO FUCK HIM
3. RICH AS FUCK

4. KING RAGE
(Girl) "Look its Jared I wanna fuck him hard and call him daddy
by 410GangBanger March 14, 2017
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Jared

A metrosexual with great taste for women.
Someone who people crave the feeling of his pork sword in their mouth.
A stubborn, family orientated individual who can manipulate to fit his own agenda with ease, and no remorse.
Someone who relishes in the darkness and finds great comfort in it.
Oh s***! We're dealing with a Jared.

My hero is a complete Jared, no doubt about it.

The only type of guys I'm interested in are Jared', the rest are a##holes.

*Sigh* Why can't there be more Jared'!
by Dr J Edwards October 21, 2014
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An extreme otaku. Proceed with caution when approaching a Jared, as he might infect you with his otaku ways
Person 1: Hey have you seen that Jared?
Person 2: Yeah he's a real otaku.
Jared: DID SOMEONE SAY ANIME?!?!?!?!
私は不潔なオタクです!!! あなたがこれを翻訳した場合、
by purpleParadoxius February 15, 2019
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He’s Jared, 19.
And he’s never fucking learned how to read.
Person 1: “Who is that dumbass?”
Person 2: “That’s Jared, 19.”
by shishtarshnapped October 09, 2018
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I Love You Jared Lemoine, you are the most amazing person ive ever met.
by Towee March 02, 2007
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Jared is laughter! He is like Noone, and definitely one of a kind! He's always looking for a good time, and never fails! He would use his very last of anything to help someone else succeed, or feel they matter. Jared is the most non judgemental person, he will leave you wanting more every time. Be careful, it's hard not to fall in love with Jared. He will understand all the mixed up parts of your soul, the darkest, lightest, and dustiest corners of your mind. He has those rock and roll eyes, and a heart of surprise.
Girl: Your nuts!
Jared: No, I'm Jared.
by LTrain91 June 02, 2021
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