Jasper

He is an author. He is very dark, very warped in the fucking mind. His books are unbelievable, and out of this damn world.

Dude, Jasper is lit...I dig his books.

by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020

Jasper

a man with the name similar to a ghost's, who has a really big dick

P1: He has a huge dick
P2: that's jasper

by im the drummah roger taylah May 12, 2019

Jasper

Not a rapper

Jasper got his shoe tech decked on by Chase

by ChaseAllenJoe December 10, 2019

jasper lee

one of the sexiest people alive. Has multiples six-packs and is one of the coolest men. Has 900,000,000 foot long arms. The best taste in music. The sandwich thief god. Has multiples six-packs. commonly confused with seb wong.

Woman 1: Is that Jasper Lee?
Woman 2: no thats seb wong

by bigdaper March 11, 2021

jasper

Big buff cheeto puff, antagonist from the cartoon Steven Universe. She is very big and very orange with stripes. She's also really gay.

I'm so gay for Jasper I want her to wreck me.

by memelovingfuck69 December 17, 2015

jasper

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

by Iowa dogg July 21, 2008

calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.

After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.

by djk January 29, 2004