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The Jakobs are very distinct to Jacobs. If you meet a Jakob, bow down and stab yourself in the face. Jakob stands out in a crowd, especially a crowd of invisible people :P Jakobs are good friends but get kind of out of hand sometimes. They have usually killed 5-10 people by the age of 13, and they are smart but act stupid. They are very nice and hot and when you meet them all you want is to sit there talking to them forever.
Wow, I wish I could go talk to that Jakob some more.
Jakob by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011
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G boy hussle hard. Playa gets All the bitches.
Jakob fucked my bitch again.
Jakob by todd ficket November 15, 2021
He is a guy that will play with you even if u don't want to but you secretly like it and can warm your heart with his funny jokes. He is really funny and great.
"Holy Crap!"
"What"?
" that joke was really funny"
"Oh really who said it"?

"Oh it was Jakob"
Jakob by Fanny0900 February 5, 2017
Noun. Also erroneously spelled jagoff. Man who combines the seemingly mutually exclusive traits of rudeness, stupidity and pride. Supremely derogatory. Used only in Pittsburgh and Chicago.
Someone please throw a beer at that shirtless jagov in the front row.
jagov by John November 11, 2003

Jackovasaurus 

An annoying yellow thing that doesn't know how to socialize and the last of its species was found in South Park, Colorado. Also used by the creators of the TV show South Park to make fun of Jar-Jar Binks of Start Wars
Doo wheep! Mesa Jackov! Doo wheep!
Jackovasaurus by Benignvirus June 14, 2004

Jahova's Fitness 

The people in Jahova's Witness who walk around all day and ride their bikes trying to get people into their religion/exercise program.
Person A: Who are those people walking around in suits?
Person B: Oh thats Jahova's Fitness.