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Cracker Jack Box

A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.
Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)

(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)
by Nigel An'srid December 17, 2016
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Jack Up Your Shit Box

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box
"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"
by Morbog September 27, 2004
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Cracker Jack Box

A rich white person or stupid white person that keeps staring at you because of what you have if your a person of color
Look at the fuckin cracker jack box over there hating on me, fuckin cracker jack wat the hell you staring at
by Jamesindtown September 29, 2007
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Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born
Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.
by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019
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Jack In The Box

Person 1: Wanna get McDonalds?
Person 2: *Jack from Jack In The Box comes out with an AK-47 and shoots Person 1 in the face 71 times*
by Alexwastakenwastaken July 9, 2024
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jack in the box

a place that has bomb ass assin' ass food.
i just had some bomb ass assin' ass jack in the box.
by Bordshiesty May 26, 2023
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Jack in the box

A nightmare fuel. Kid friendly version of a jumpscare
Person 1: Hey remember Jack in the box?

Person 2: Yeah THOSE WERE FUCKING HORRIFYING!
by Attention_tobirds12 August 20, 2023
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