Derek

A male humanbeing that often does the act of stealing one's girl, also known as a cuck.

Damn, he just stole his girlfriend! He's such a Derek

by heardtangent January 25, 2018

Derek

HE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER GAMER PUSSY SLAYER SEX HAVER 100. HE PLAYS DARK SOULS AND HAS A RETARD COUSIN NAMED RYAN. JK BUT NOT REALLY LMAOO. HE IS SEX AND HAS SEX. he is badass and owner of violus. people around him think poop is funny despite IT BEING VERY FUNNY.

I'm a derek, (another word for badass)

by nameIsNotDerek February 18, 2021

Derek

Derek is that kind of boy that start to be mean and distant, but more and more as you get to know him, he will become more and more adorable and kind to you. And when he likes someone, he’s such a simp like hard simping, but it’s actually cute when he’s talking about his soul mate. The thing is that when he’s sad, you will feel his pain, and it’s just too much. He likes acting gay and fruity, but he’s straight, you can date him ;)

- Pff, i’m in the same class as Derek..
- And you’re sad? Lucky you! I’m stuck with these idiots..
- Oh.. ok never mind i like that class!!

by lyneko101 December 12, 2021

Derek

A cocky asshole that loves beer, the Bruins, and women.

"That's so Derek..."

by Abs Loves Shades of Gray August 23, 2009

Derek

Non-Athletic

Person 1:"Are you Derek?" Person 2:"No I can actually play sports."

by The_Dudee February 9, 2015

Derek

Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.

Did you get ahold of Derek?

No, he’s too busy looking at the fucking stars again.

by dexius July 27, 2018

Derek

The ultimate female baiter
Lookin in the sinister eyes of one can immediately and ultimately impregnate you

Once a Derek enters the realm of (your) female, the game is over, he makes a power level of 9000 look like 10

Girlfriend: babe I have a code 915
Boyfriend: YOU GOT PREGNANT BY DEREK
Girlfriend: yes babe, I looked at him *sigh*

by Birdwurd April 22, 2017