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hot insertion

when a bunch of men (usually big and sweaty) load up into a helicopter and get dropped in the middle of a forest fire with chainsaws.
Barron: "Back in my day I used to always perform hot insertions with other men"
by Boyce toucher 1000 November 10, 2008
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no investigation required

the act of telling someone to chill out with the questions
Me: Yo i met this mad nice girl yesterday

Person: What's her name? What school does she go to? Where does she live?

Me: Yo chill no investigation required
by jdsos March 16, 2009
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Tactical Insertion

When you are having sexual intercourse with a women, and you suddenly pull out and stick it into her anal cavity, then claim it was an accident. Not to be confused with the term from, "COD:MW4"
Rhett: "Shit man, my girl won't let me do anal. Time for a little "Tactical Insertion."
by vantheman November 23, 2009
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cranial rectum inversion

by your mamma February 26, 2003
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Prostate Investigator

1. A man who likes to get another man drunk and then play Doctor. He will initiate anal sex and try to be serious and objective about the experience and anything he may find up there.

2. A Doctor that insists on checking your prostate every time you come in. He will typically leave his finger in a bit to long.

Part of speech: Noun
Alex: Dan stop being a Prostate Investigator!

Dan: I can't help it! I am drunk and like to pretend I am someone of the medical and/or gay persuasion...
by Pectabyte March 22, 2005
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backpack inversion

a fun game invented by the high school marching band drummers of berlin, ct (also sometimes practiced by Berlinites or a combination of both). basically involves the following procedure:

1: Aquire someone's backpack while they are not looking
2: Remove the contents of the main pouch carefully, being sure to keep everything in the same order (or disorder) as it was found
3: Flip the backpack inside out
4: Put the contents of the backpack back into the now inverted backpack
5: Zip it up and put it back where you left it

the victim of this pointless and rather humorous attack will be most suprised when he/she turns around and finds their backpack flipped inside out. the same attack can be practiced by taking the backpack from their hands and using force to keep the victim away, however, must be accompanied by continuously repeating the phrase "just let it happen.."
shmope: dude, let's do a backpack inversion with dome's backpack.
shmope's friend: ok!
*inverts backpack*
dome: wtf, you guys suck.
mike: hahaha, dome has a big head.
by shmope's friend June 11, 2006
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sick insertion

when some slut goes sticks a baseball bat, can of coffee, or other sick object into her vagina. hopefully sickinsertions.com pays her.
sally rammed that pogo stick up her pussy and rode it like a pogo-pony. that was one sick insertion!
by carp April 5, 2004
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